I hope you follow Satan this closely Car Decal

For the back of your ride and the depths of your dark little heart.

This white vinyl decal features the phrase “I Hope You Follow Satan This Closely” — the ultimate passive-aggressive warning for tailgaters and the spiritually misaligned. Big enough to make a statement, bold enough to make your mom nervous.

Durable, weatherproof, and fully unholy.

🔪 Drive safe. Drive cursed.

Details:

• Size: 7” x 3.7”
• Weatherproof & waterproof
• Transfer tape included for easy application 

Application Instructions:

Each decal includes pre-applied transfer tape and simple instructions to help you apply it with precision — no ritual required.